abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

(via mikeveinti)


dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(via whiskeyiv)


dbledblezero:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

Credit Unknown

She’s my favorite!

now I feel like i need to dress up like her for Halloween 

(via adventure-and-freedom)


I’M GOING SWIMMING!!!!!!!

NOPE!!!! IT’S TOO COLD!!!!


sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via rainbowcetacea)


The world won’t let me nap!!!! >:[ 

The world won’t let me nap!!!! >:[ 


The past 6 days I had to deal with finding out my now ex-fiance cheated on me with his ex and she “thinks she’s pregnant (total bs),” picking up and moving from LA back to my hometown Hanford (so small and uneventful), heavily drinking and not sleeping for 4 days, and of course crying non-stop. Now on the 6th day *today* I can say I have 2 jobs and feel so much better. Thank goodness, I do not need to miserable over that man.   

The past 6 days I had to deal with finding out my now ex-fiance cheated on me with his ex and she “thinks she’s pregnant (total bs),” picking up and moving from LA back to my hometown Hanford (so small and uneventful), heavily drinking and not sleeping for 4 days, and of course crying non-stop. Now on the 6th day *today* I can say I have 2 jobs and feel so much better. Thank goodness, I do not need to miserable over that man.   


lacigreen:

so it begins.

does it come free with your latte? 

lacigreen:

so it begins.

does it come free with your latte? 


Q
You are a little too awesome for me but I bow to your beautiful awesomeness. I'm yours.
A

Why thank you  ^_^ I’m super flattered! 


Q
does every guy like a squirter?
Anonymous
A

get-you-wet:

Some prefer a Charmander or a Bulbasaur.